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Fizzy Bisto

Metaphor: Bodily excretion made through the fusion of feaces, water and gastric gasses. The combining catylist is usually a combination of South Indian chili garlic chicken and 8 pints of Guiness. Passing is usually accompanied by a splashy / machine gun rat a tat tat.
My arse is red raw man. I went for a shite and it was just fizzy bisto.
Fizzy Bisto by Rouge May 13, 2005
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fizzy wizzy 

a loud fart only heard by angry tree gnomes.
my fizzy wizzy caused angry tree gnomes to nuke my home
fizzy wizzy by Davey Croquet December 22, 2008

Fizzy Glizzy 

the act of taking a full bottle of Sperm that has been carbonated through a Soda Stream, injecting the carbonated Sperm into a man's testicles, and then releasing it on a person's face.
"Yo, I gave Eleanor the Fizzy Glizzy last night! it tingled as it came out!"
"Jake, wtf?"
Fizzy Glizzy by Cunsly September 8, 2022

Fizzy Legs

Rather like pins and needles, or as known medically:paraesthesia Fizzy legs is a prickling sensation felt in the legs after sitting in the same position for long periods of time. However, unlike pins and needles, fizzy legs may cause the person to be so uncomfortable that they are unable to move their legs at all until the symptoms of fizzy legs have passed. It may also cause extreme pain if the leg is touched when an attack of fizzy legs occurs.
"I cant move at all, I've got fizzy legs"
Fizzy Legs by Jim Smythe March 1, 2013

Fizzy Karen 

A mixed drink consisting of Smirnoff twisted or similar mild malt beverage mixed with freshly cut watermelon juice. Named after a treehugger who suggested the mixture to remedy the nasty flavor of Black Cherry Smirnoff.

Serve on ice.
Fizzy Karens are not only perfect for lightweights because of the flavor and low alcohol content, but theyre also PIIIINK!!!!

fizzy screwdriver 

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy
"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"

fizzy teabag 

A fizzy teabag is the act of a person being teabagged while they have an alka seltzer tablet in their mouth.
We were out of altoids, so she put an alka seltzer tablet in her mouth and went to work. We called it a fizzy teabag.
fizzy teabag by Boobtastic November 7, 2013