Emily Miner Fitness

A 'place' owned by an ignorant coward idiot who voted for Trump.
She hates anyone who isn't white and American.

Emily Miner Fitness banned me for no legit reason.

by YouWouldKIll4This December 13, 2016

blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008

Fitness Fraud

An individual who finishes with a machine or free weight apparatus at a public fitness facility and intentionally leaves the resistance or weight setting at a relatively unachievable level to make themselves look much tougher than they actually are. Often used to impress the next person using the apparatus, usually of the opposite gender.

Yeah, that guy that looks like Joe Calderone is a complete Fitness Fraud... i saw him struggling on the chest press with 70 and when i went to use it after him it was set at 180.

by Tortugas September 23, 2011

Pulse Fitness

A place that allows women to work out in a safe environment due to the fact that only men of the gay nature(faggets) work out their

guy 1(fag): heeeeeyyyy u wanna go to pulse fitness
guy 2: no u bitch ass nigga

guy 1(Fag): pulse is super fun lets go
guy2:does it look like a wear a tampon and have a whispering eye

by theboss718 March 18, 2010

the fitnessgram pacer test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *bodeboop*. A single lad should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test will be over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start. *ding*

The fitnessgram pacer test is meme

by Can-ya-not May 25, 2016

the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

hey we have to do the fitnessgram pacer test again???
~walks away and yells NOPE!!!! fuck this shit im out!!!!!!!!!!!!~

by smoldylan o'bean. February 3, 2017

Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

Go do the Fitness Gram Pacer Test.

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH February 6, 2017