A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.
Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.
by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009
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when you eat something extremely hot and you wake up the next day and take a shit that burns your butt hole.
dude last night i ate some mexican food and woke up today only to firehole all over the inside of my toilet .
by potato_army!!!! January 22, 2016
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by tomcatisarat November 27, 2014
Get the russian firehouse mug.when a guy pees in a hurry and forces the urine out faster than the normal pace it would flow at. usually in an attempt to quicken a trip to the bathroom or because of an unbelievable and urgent need to piss.
Dude, I had to walk home from school in the rain. As soon as I got through the bathroom door, I was firehosing like a motherfucker.
by vikeaio January 12, 2011
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Get the firehouse quicky mug.The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.
by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009
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