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Financial Judaism

A financial method involving saving every single penny and making sure you get every last cent you can from clients, tax collectors, mortgage, and the like, regardless of legality.
I would fly on Delta Airlines, but sadly their financial Judaism has scammed me for the last time.
by Teh Elektrik Shuffler March 23, 2011
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financial hardship

When you do not have enough money to pay your monthly living expenses
My partner passed away and now I can't afford to pay all the bills, so now I'm in financial hardship.
by tallpaul1here October 15, 2017
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financial bender gender

to be a rich person stuck in a poor person body
The bank will not loan me the money because they listed me as an financial bender gender
by phumplik January 8, 2018
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Financial Inflammation

The expressive embodiment of a financial cluster fuck of currency rates swelling to the point of no return and some nice financially crippling inflation for a glorious collapse of a corporate weenie fest and their massively disturbing but pricey load of economic fuck ups.
-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.

-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.

-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.
by Wordweavers May 8, 2019
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Financial Confidence

(N) When you find a money in your pocket or couch that you didn't even know you had, therefore boosting your confidence financially.
Today, I found a dollar in my couch and totally hit up the ice cream man with all of my financial confidence!
by Superralfy January 10, 2010
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Financial Fetishism

Phenomenon typically observed in socioeconomically privileged individuals in which the existential emptiness plaguing their souls manifests as the impulsive spending of money on useless yet strangely specific products and activities with no practical use or benefit except to act as an outlet for their philosophical or sexual frustrations.
Once above a certain tax bracket, people are susceptible to financial fetishism.
by FeynmanFigures June 23, 2019
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Financial Freedom

The act of removing your swimsuit in a public swim area.
Q: Why are your swim shorts around your arm?
A: Because I am enjoying financial freedom.
by Rear Watcher September 7, 2011
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