Fumble

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "

by Kelly Persona April 25, 2013

fimbledippling

The act of frying the tip of one's penis in avocado oil heated to between 150 to 175 degrees Fahrenheit. Not to be confused with grundlebundling or scivvyruntling

"Honey, I think I want to try fimbledippling tonight."
"I'M COMING."

by EdgarAllenJoe October 10, 2018

fumblebunt

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.

2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017

Frimbledoid

Yoghurt with no yoghurt

You driving to Wigan? “No I’m seventeen” oh alright then frimbledoid

by Well sick person like October 20, 2018

fimbul

the true definition of fear felt by a rogue lineage player embracing an attack with the spell fimbulvetr.

DUDE IM GETTING FIMBULED HELP

by nanoprodiy December 3, 2020

Fibblegabbled

The act of swinging a warhammer into someone's skull or face, specifically in the context of a game such as Skyrim or Dungeons and Dragons.

Wow, I totally fibblegabbled that orc!

by Deci! July 5, 2022

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009