Ginger faker

Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.

"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."

by Tommy the Rock June 27, 2009

Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak

Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!

by You're a Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker December 4, 2004

fickert

One who desperately seeks attention yet never finds it and realizes he/she is a failure. Although everyone hates them, people pretend to be friends with them. Also knows as a groupie. They are knows to do odd things such as seduce small children and recice oral sex from various household animals.

Person 1 "So why does he always hang out with us?"
Person 2 "I don't know. He's a fickert."

by Stiffy McFarfleflaffer December 9, 2008

flakers

the 2011 lakers team that is usually good but acted like flakes and got swept by the mavericks 4-0

George: damn, the lakers lost to some random team in India!
Jamal: Those damn lakers, more like Flakers!

by sigga the second bappi June 5, 2011

flaker

Is a scientist who is dealing with exfoliated flakes like graphene or other nanocomposites.

John tries to be the best flaker. He wants to make good ohmic contacts to the flakes.

by Big scientist October 12, 2012

ficker

the combination of faster and quicker. meaning really really really fast or quickly

Daaaang, she was way ficker than me.

by Apsie Adyer July 15, 2010

Band Nerd-Faker

Somebody who played in the elementary school band, where it was something everyone did, but was one of those kids who drop it after 1 or 2 years. However, they stay in band anyway because their crush is a band nerd.

Did you hear about Alli? She's only still playing the saxophone just because Aaron is! What a band nerd-faker!

by BananaMilkshake December 19, 2008