The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025
Get the Fertile Fart mug.Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?
by QueefTweak December 19, 2025
Get the Fertile Buttcrack mug.Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
Get the In Vitro Fertilization mug.When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.
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Get the Fertile mug.You put your lips together in an interlocking dance, while one member of the party spits and gags up their own egg into their partner's mouth womb. At that moment, the other participating fertilizee will fertilize the egg before relocating the now fertilized egg into their mouth womb and back into the egg chamber
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