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federline

verb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.

adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.
That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!

Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?

I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.
by Schultz Hardin May 1, 2006
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federer-esque

Something done in an extraordinary fashion, in an absolutely perfect manner. Much like anything done by Roger Federer on a tennis court.
1.Pink Floyd performed a Federer-esque performance in recording the album "Wish you were here".

2.Jennifer Hawkins is to sexy what Roger Federer is to tennis.
by ringo21 February 29, 2008
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Roger Federer

One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).

The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.
"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe
by MarianneNZ November 10, 2006
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Federal Agents

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There are federal agents outside my house.
by MemeLord4063 February 23, 2022
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Federico

Federico is an italian creature that likes to hump other peoples pillows. He has a big italian sausage and likes to play BO4 and fifa. He is about the size of a large mushroom and will get pissed if you like fortnite. He can get any girl he wants just by looking at them.
"OMG whos that sexy italian boy?"
"It's Federico of course."
by therealyaklover July 28, 2019
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Federer

To completed dominate someone in any sport or event, particularily tennis. Originates from Roger Federer ,the current top player in the world and perhaps of all time. To truly "federize" someone you must not only dominate them, but also dominate them with class and style.
Dude, you totally federered that guy with your backhand!

AWWWW man, Walt just federized my ass at Halo. I couldn't walk three steps and my guts were smeared across in the screen in a horrid, yet poetic manner.
by ByronGman September 18, 2008
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kevin federline

Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.
Kev Federline thinks he's the next Eminem, what a joke.
by lovezit April 7, 2005
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