Feb 27

On February 27 it’s the day you tell your mom to shut up

Guy:hey mom
Mom:wha..
Guy:shut up

Mom:what did you just say to me
Guy:it’s feb 27

by Daddy dick 3000 February 9, 2021

Feb 5th

National find you a husband day

Girl: hey you!
Boy: Me??
Girl: yes you! Your now my husband for the day*hugs boy tightly*
Boy: weird

Girl: no it isn't, it is Feb 5th national find a husband day!

by Boredchild101 December 12, 2019

Feb 30

A fake date on a calendar and is usually used as a release date or event date for something that will never happen.

Guy: Want to go on a date?
Girl: Ok, On Feb 30
Guy: Awesome!

by alccap February 24, 2021

feb. 28

a birthday, national flower day

hahaha it’s feb. 28 happy national flower day

by 📓death note April 3, 2021

Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022

feb 18

it is the day when a dancer,daddy,softboy,rapper and singer was born he is jung hoseok! aka j-hope hope of the group and boyfriend of min yoongi aka suga

Hoseok is a sun shine

So love him! Dont hate that cute sun shine!

Non army: dude whats the date today?
Army:its his birthday how can you not know!
Na: whose?? birthday
Army:the sun shine the angel its feb 18

by Imma fanboy October 16, 2019

Feb 24tg

Feb 24th has the best girls, there smart, and funny, and absolutely gorgeous. They put people before themselves and always will be there for someone.

Feb 24tg girls are beautiful

by Hehwudifnrbwysidofkee January 21, 2021