feathering her turkey

This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .

This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .

by Hef September 5, 2005

feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.

After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.

by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009

Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.

Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

Featheries

A subgroup of science fiction and fantasy fans who focus on cartoon birds, anthropomorphic birds, or human-bird hybrids. Can have a sexual aspect.

Them: "I'm a furry. My fursona is a fox."
You: "Oh, I'm a feathery! My feathersona is an owl. We featheries are similar to furries."

by Little Lord WTF? December 24, 2010

Fearhand

In Tennis: The forehand stroke when hit really hard.

Watch out for that guy's Fearhand. He hits the hell out of the ball on that side.

by leelord337 October 23, 2008

INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.

Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."

by MR WOLF September 17, 2007

Southern Fried Feather Duster

A cleaning lady in the south.

Our maid in Alabama was a Southern Fried Feather Duster.

by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009