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fantasy banquet 

An elaborate and formal evening of food and drinks for the members of your fantasy league, often followed by speeches whereby teams trash talk each other for their lack of fantasy prowess. All league members must participate. Often a trophy is presented to the league champion.
Artie forgot to invite me to the fantasy banquet this year and I'm super pissed about it.
fantasy banquet by arel666 August 10, 2017

Fantasy boyfriend 

A fantasy boyfriend is a man who exudes sensuality, mystery, and eroticism. He always smells delicious and he has the most elegant, masculine hands. When he looks at you, your whole body is engulfed in desire. You get wet every time you talk to him on the phone. After an afternoon of swimming in his rooftop pool, he pulls off your swimsuit and eats your pussy with deft expertise. You cum, your glistening back arching and your wet hair dripping on the cotton sheets. On another occasion, you make love in a room filled with garden roses. He covers every inch of your body in passionate kisses. You fall asleep on his chest to the sound of rain. You get together many other times; on every occasion, his only goal is to give you pleasure in all its forms.

Of course, none of this is real because he is a fantasy boyfriend.
I spent some time this morning with my dildo, some lube, and my fantasy boyfriend.

Fantasy Fever 

The intense desire to exist or live in a fantasy world
Person 1: Melanie sure has been reading a lot of fantasy books recently.
Person 2: Yeah, she has fantasy fever.
Fantasy Fever by cxaray December 12, 2022

fantasy fucking 

The act of fucking someone, but fantasizing its someone else.
I was having sex with my boyfriend last night... but I was fantasy fucking my favorite celebrity or someone you wish you were with.
fantasy fucking by anonymous774477 October 21, 2007

Fantasy Football Guru

The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.
Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
Fantasy Football Guru by ERP November 14, 2007

fantasy island 

This is a body shot done with whipped cream around the belly button, when it is an "outie". NOTE: Also can be done with a females nipple.
Dave had to resort to a fantasy island because of Sally's outie.
fantasy island by Michael DS April 16, 2008