B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

Fakku!

Fakku! is the world's largest English speaking hentai website on the net. It averages around 300 million page views a month. Fakku! was created in December of 2006.

Fakku! All About Hentai.

by hubu December 1, 2011

fapkin

A tissue/napkin that you cum in. Usually left laying on the floor of your bomb devastated room.

Adam: *blows nose with tissue he finds on the desk* GOD DAMN MAL! WAS THIS A FAPKIN!?

Mal: Heh..

by ikarumail May 30, 2009

Rock to Fakie

A skating trick where your front trucks, on a minipipe, go above the coping and you come back down fakie. See Rock and Roll also.

Rock to fakies are simple.

by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

fakin

When a person uses words in an agressive manner with no intention or ability to back them up.

"Mike's hood really ain't that tough. They just be doin alot of fakin."

by Corey Dyson May 2, 2005

Faskitate

To violently expel the contents of one's stomach through the mouth.

“I was stunned by that statement. I just faskitated in my mouth.”

by IB2 October 9, 2003

Faking the Snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.

Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.

(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.

(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)

by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017