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Facesturbooking

A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.
Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??
by Uncle Phill July 29, 2011
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fanested

That girl fanested me
by Ilikepossums October 14, 2017
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fakester

Someone who is fake and thinks honesty is lame. As such, they avoid honesty at all costs and like to always project a fake image of themselves instead that gives a sense of importance without truly being important. Obviously, other fakesters eat it up without a clue. That is because not all fakesters are even aware they are fakesters. Some have become that way since they were very little by copying older fakesters they thought were fun at the time without thinking. Anyways, fakesters are known as people who talk a lot without doing much. Some love the fake important image they project due to how much fun it seems, but when things get serious, people always realize it in the end and don't truly rely on them with anything or give them any important jobs. Fakesters often serve as clowns in high school who amount to nothing after they graduate.
Monica: And, here is the bed room. As you can see it's got a beautiful view of the city just like the apartment rental ad shows.
Dorothy: All I can see is the dirty back alley and some garbage truck containers.

Monica: No, you gotta look farther! See, that's a boutique clothing store right there!
Dorothy: Seeing a clothing store at the end of a very long and dirty alley doesn't count as city view. You're nothing but a fakester!
by OffBeatDrummer December 5, 2020
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facestapo

the administrators of facebook. will disable you for talking too much to your friends. they also have no soul
dang, my account got disabled by the facestapo
by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009
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Fakesta

Someone who is faker then a wanksta, sorta like Ja Rule.
"your ass is so fake, your no wanktsa, your a fakesta
by ill' skillz December 15, 2004
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fakester

A profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person.

In other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.
Hey, man, this Kimmie Gibbler profile is a fakester.
by TheRabidRhino November 20, 2003
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Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.
Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!
by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005
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