IM A FAILURE

The truth

Dude Im a failure

by Loserthatdeservesnothinginlife October 22, 2022

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

failure cascade

The inevitable demise of a group due to a growing amount of errors. EVE Online coporations use this term to describe other corporations as they come to an end.

Lets all watch Band of Brothers failure cascade.

by William Laycraft April 22, 2008

Failure

Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.

Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!

by JBDMR August 16, 2019

failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

Asian failure

To receive less than 80% on an assignment for school. Usually applies to Asian students. Notably prevalent in the Agincourt borough of Toronto.

"Yo man, I failed that quiz."
"Holy shit, you failed?"
"No, 84%, I Aisan failed."

by Ptaghn May 13, 2005

Failureteer

Someone who fails in every aspect in life; one who never succeeds in anything they attempt

"I just got a 10 on the SAT!" "Wow, you really are one of the Failureteers."

"I was just inaugurated in the Hall of Failure for being homeless and jobless for the past 75 years, and am now an official Failureteer."

by The Failureteers June 21, 2005