fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008

Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.

There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.

by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010

farter

A nice tight ladies posterior

look at the FARTER on that!!!

by Cammy and Sparks August 3, 2005

go faster stripes

What boy racers put on their cars. Thinking that this will improve the speed.

Look at the geek with the go faster stripes on his car. Now he can do at least 50 mph.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

farter sauce

The soft or crusty brown layer of residue frequently found on the inside of underwear.

The more chili my husband eats, the more farter sauce I find in his underwear.

by PapaEllis October 15, 2012

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009