chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

egregious and stentarian flatulence

When your farts are really loud and wet

that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence

by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017

Post-Orgasm Flatulence

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.

“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”

by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020

fuckulence

1) a quality of beauty or representing a pristine nature.
2) to have an oppulence of fuckness.

3) A property of fuckulent

In The Mask of Zoro, catherine zeta jones was at the height of her fuckulence.

In the most recent T-moblie ads, catherine zeta jones has lost her fuckulence.

by i knows May 13, 2010

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004

fappulence

the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.

That dudes been watching a lot of porn you can smell his fappulence from across the room

by gagggs February 6, 2009

flatulence

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

by Bubba July 7, 2004