blue falcon

A socially acceptable reference to the acronym 'bf', also known as 'buddy fuck'; referring to an action that leads to 'fucking over' your 'buddy'. Common in military parlance. See also wordbf/word

Our LT-CMD took point, led us through a mine field and almost blue falconed the entire platoon.

by Sidmystic July 17, 2003

fadonk

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Falcon Heart

A sex maneuver involving a caged falcon. The falcon must caught wild and kept close to the bed in which 2 people are making intercourse. In the midst of passionate love-making, as the couple reaches climax, the male must stick his hand deep within the chest of the falcon and rip out the heart. While it is still beating, he must then shove the heart into his partner's downstairs bits and finish up inside of her.

Gerald, I've never been falcon hearted like that before!

by Gerald, The Falconer June 30, 2010

Falcon fuck

Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.

Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.

Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*

by fornicatia January 11, 2010

Falcon Fist

A sexual position. A man or woman coats their hand and forearm with napalm, and then sets it alight. After this they then yell out "FALCON FIST!!!!" and proceed to fist a female in her vagina. She must be a firecrotch, or this could become dangerous.

Peter Parker: Yo, I totally Falcon Fisted MJ last night!
Harry: No way! Do the carpets match the drapes?
Peter: Yeah, luckily...if she wasn't a firecrotch she could have been pretty badly burned.

by Cockdriller April 5, 2010

facooping

When you're Facebooking and pooping at the same time.

Thanks to my iPad, I'm facooping all the time, and doing my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and pooping.

by DynamicDuoNYC2 July 5, 2011

Maltese Falcon

Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall

Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.

by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon June 23, 2008