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factsolutely

A bonding of the two words "facts" && "absolutely"; like saying "factz" or "100%"
"Did you get that promotion last week? Factsolutely!"
by thefutureis October 19, 2016
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Absolutely Cheeks

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.
"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"
by Amplifyer October 22, 2018
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Absolute Zonda Moment

A exclaiming phrase for when you see a single or multiple Pagani Zondas of any type
I saw Kris Singh's Cinque the other day. That was an Absolute Zonda Moment for sure
by msv00 November 22, 2020
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Absolute Ace

Refers to someone of amazing, unsurpassable skills in many different fields.
by TY 🌹 July 13, 2021
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absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.
Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.
by absolutelystupidesttool November 14, 2021
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Absolute solver

The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".

Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.

Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
Damn, the Absolute solver saved my life there… but now I gotta drink oil….
by cheesegameridk March 20, 2023
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Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015
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