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Floor-tease

When you take the elevator and it stops at a floor before your destination but nobody is waiting.
Worker #1:" I hate it when the elevator stops at a floor and nobody is there!"
Worker #2:" Yeah man, I feel your pain, I hate floor-teases too"
by Ti-Charles September 30, 2012
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Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 26, 2016
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Floortech

A person in housekeeping who cleans the floors in many tasks such as sweeping, mopping and scrubbing!
Our Floortech is going to do his yearly stripping and waxing of the floors!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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Floor Curry

An abundance of diarrhea and other types of excrement spread across a bathroom floor and or walls. Usually found in the country of India due to 40% of the population shitting outside on the streets or beaches because the public bathrooms are overflowing with shit.
OH MY GOD! There's like 2 inches Floor Curry spread across the entire bathroom floor!

That Indian food is gonna make me drop some mean Floor Curry.

That looks like Floor Curry. (Aka shit)
by D0balina June 30, 2019
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kitchen floor reset

A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.

When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
by lolafitz May 18, 2016
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Double Megabed Floorgy

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.
Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.
by Floor 2 Peeps March 16, 2011
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FLOOR GANG OUH!

P1: Sup fellow floor gang member!
P2: Im doing good!
P1: let's express our alpha and big pp energy
P1 and P2: FLOOR GANG OUH!
by +-_-_-+ May 18, 2020
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