fuck folder

The Fuck Folder, or for the more ambitious among us, the Lockbox of Lays, is a pre-emptively constructed evidence file containing screenshots of texts and pictures sent from one's lovers regarding sexual activity. Neatly maintained, organized by date, secured inside document protectors, and filed away inside a waterproof, fire resistant box, these binders full of women (and/or men) are used to document consent to said activity in case of social or legal troubles that may arise in the future. When you finally settle down, be sure to tell your wife/SO about it before they discover it by accident.

An example file might include text conversations such as.

"Babe, you were amazing in bed last night. Things went a lot farther than I expected for a first date."

"You were too studmuffin. That rum made us pretty randy. Lets meet up again next weekend, see if we can take it a bit farther. XOXO"

"This girl from three years ago tried to say I raped her, but when my lawyer sent her lawyer my fuck folder on her, she dropped the whole thing. Still lost my job, got kicked out of school, and evicted from my apartment, but at least I'm not in jail."

by Ill_Will October 4, 2018

penis folder

Another word for vagina. Alternately called a cat folder.

That slut's constantly putting guys in her penis folder.

by curiosity killed the c@t July 28, 2012

manilla folder

a girl who is plain and boring, and brings nothing to the table.

Man your girlfriend sucks, the best part of her week is her book club meetings... you are dating a manilla folder.

by manilaasfuck November 7, 2012

green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015

mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy July 3, 2016

filler folder

A folder, category, box, etc., that serves either no purpose or a purpose so small it's not worth keeping.

Person A: Why is there an empty box in the storage room?
Person B: In case we need to store any dirty diapers.
Person A: But we don't have any babies in the family.
Person B: That doesn't mean we'll never have any.
Person A: I'm not allowing a filler folder in this house!

by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018

Skeet Folder

Literally a woman's vagina. Or in simpler terms, a folder made for skeet.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally came in her skeet folder last night!"
Me: "SKEET FOLDER!!!"

by ClutchFolder September 15, 2019