florida

Florida is a fucking hellhole full of idiots,morons and especially DEADBEATS! Every loser in the country gravitates down to the dick of america to avoid paying their bills,child support etc.Then if someone comes after them,the file bankruptcy and stiff everyone.If you dont speak spanish,you may as well forget it.The Cubans who lived there for 30 years dont even try to speak english.The best day of my life was when I moved from that shitbox back to the West Coast

Florida is a hellhole full of deadbeats,crackheads,losers and fucking morons

by SmartGirl August 19, 2006

Florida

Has lots of hurricanes and old people who cant drive or vote. Its too bad the hurricanes dont ever dominate the old people. This state also has lots of tourists who crowd all of the over-rated theme parks. Florida is the most southern state, but "acts" the least southern of the southern states. Got it?

Oh you're going to Florida? Don't get hit by those old people that get thrown from hurricanes, you stupid tourist.

Florida driving is the -- *swerves* STUPID TOURIST GET OFF THE -- *screech* WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING STUPID OLD BITCH!!

by SHAZOM August 13, 2004

Florida

Southern state I spent the past five years in and never want to go back. Filled with dumbass redneck preppies. Everything is half assed. Has blistering hot summers and freezing winters. The only good thing about it is Daytona Beach and Discovery Cove in Orlando. Its pretty much just for old people and touring. Its one thing to visit Florida, but a WHOLE other thing to actually live there.

I fucking hate Florida.

by Adaira August 3, 2007

Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Florida

a place that is full of old people and hot girls. Known for its Beaches and warm summers.

person1: Florida sucks man. nothing there but old people.
person2: that only half of florida. the rest is hot girls.

by Bam June 29, 2003

Florida

Florida is a beautiful place filled with wonderful people, Florida is famous for its night life, gorgeous sceneries and white sand beaches. Let’s also not forget about the CLEAR water! From Miami to Orlando to Tampa you can always find something to do in Florida! So many attractions which bring so many tourists from all over the world there all the time! Winter? Who needs it! Florida is a paradise nobody can resist! Florida is also Home to the hottest guys and sexiest girls!! Florida > California

Friend 1: damn so many good looking girls

Friend 2: we must be in Florida

by Jeffaanda November 16, 2017

Florida

The place where weird shit happens that is put on the news

Did you see that a person in a suit tried to burn a house down with pasta sauce in Florida on the news.

by Saltiness person December 4, 2018