Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

by troysareus February 19, 2011

yellow flannel

Something really good, which vote is like 10/10. It comes from the habit of YouTube music reviewer Anthony Fantano (theneedledrop) to wear a yellow flannel shirt every time he gives an album a 10.

Boy 1: mmh that girl juicy, it's a 10 for me
Boy 2: ikr, yellow flannel for me too

by 0Bli0 October 13, 2019

Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.

1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."

by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.

Is Zach pulling a double flannel today??

by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Blue Flannel Girl

A mythical goddess who supposedly attends Georgia Gwinnett College.

I heard that blue flannel girl was spotted at panda earlier, but I'm pretty sure that's just a hoax.

by baxxflaw October 21, 2015