Minnesota Finish

A "Minnesota Finish" may refer to:

1. The re-occurring natural phenomenon in which a Minnesota-based athletic team will either: squander a large lead, miss a key goal/point, have their ownership make franchise/market-crippling decisions (e.g. bad draft picks/deals, relocating a beloved team; see Dallas Stars) or go from being one of the top teams in their league to completely dismal in the span of one season.

or...

2. The apathetic attitudes of Minnesota sports fans towards their teams when said teams have a poor season, see Bandwagon; and/or towards legislation made in regards to these teams.

1. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings became only the third team in NFL history to win 15 games during the regular season and broke many records along the way. However, during the NFC Championship game against the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings Kicker Gary Anderson, 35 for 35 during the regular season, caused a "Minnesota Finish" when he missed a crucial field goal. The Falcons would beat the Vikings 30-27 as a result.

2. Minneapolis/St. Paul was recently named the 10th-Worst Sports City in the United States; largely due to the phenomenon known as the "Minnesota Finish."

by Jacques Lemaire April 20, 2008

crossing the finish line

1. achieve an orgasm

Babydoll, I'll have you crossing the finish line every time.

by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

Dusty Finish, The

A complete and total bullshit way to end a main event/title match in pro wrestling. The referee is bumped (knocked down) and another official runs out to referee the match. During this time, while the first official is down, the good guy beats the bad guy cleanly, usually winning the title on the line, if there is one. During the celebration, the first referee "wakes up" and reverses the second referee's call, either restarting the match where the bad guy would win in a cheap way or rendering it a no contest.

Called this because early 90's booker Dusty Rhodes invented and used it to death.

The crowd was royally pissed off when the match ended in the Dusty Finish.

by Rein November 3, 2003

French finish

When you rip off the end of a baguette and take out all the fluff so that you put your cock inside it after wanking and spunk right in it.

For fuk’s sake why did Jean-Paul Knick my baton again he better not be doing the French Finish. “Pain” in the neck he is.

by Monsieur Baguette January 30, 2020

Palm Desert Finish

A Palm Desert Finish is when you hire a maid and after she's done cleaning, you get a blowjob for an extra $20.

Juanita from Happy Maids gives the best Palm Desert Finish I've ever had!

by Beekersguy March 3, 2019

Imma Let You Finish

Phrase used to interrupt someone with no intent of letting them finish what they were going to say.

Also can be used to take away someone's crowning moment.

Coined by Kanye West in the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards Show.

God: And on the fifth day-

Kanye: Yo, God, this Creation thing is great, and Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say, that Sega had the best Genesis of all time.

by Anonymous-ly September 19, 2009

Porn Finish

A situation in which one or two moderately attractive females are on the floor of a porn set with semen or other bodily discharge on their face. A well-endowed, unattractive or Hispanic male may be standing nearby off-camera.

They may pretend that it turns them on, or that the preceding 30 minutes were fulfilling. One participant may make a verbal reference to an early line or premise from the scene.

see Porn Finish, facial, money shot

Actress: "Oh Yeah, Baby"

Actor: "I guess now, you wont foreclose on my house!"

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Director: "..........and CUT! A Porn Finish!"

by asikjbdhgfuhu June 27, 2010