Farpooed

The PG version of sharted.

Six year old: "mommy I just sharted!"
Mom: "that's a naughty word, you're too young to say that"
Six year old: "ok, then I farpooed!"

by Sarah420 June 27, 2016

farpos

weird try hard youtuber that will go nowhere in life

that farpos is kinda strange

by SuperFanBoy123 May 3, 2018

Farpet

When an individual smells like feet and Carpet together as a unified smell

You have a farpet type of smell

by Hangry June 9, 2020

Farphennoogen

Far- fen - biogen
When you use the F-word like punctuation. Farphennoogen is an awesome substitute. When your in situations where foul language is prohibited. Just as the infamous F word is diversely used in any sentence for enhancement and also punctuation. Farphennoogen is just as diversely used effectively and proficiently.

FARPHENNOOGEN DID YOU SEE THAT!!
WHAT IN THE FARPHENNOOGEN?

by Harley666 January 23, 2021

Farpet

when you fart on your girls pubic hair

yo i gave my girl a wet juicy farpet last night, her pubes were dripping

by cumgoddddd October 29, 2021

Farping

Fed Larping

Did you see the Farpers at the rally? Group discount on khakis and balaclavas.

These Farps all have XD conceal syndrome out here.

Yeah they're out here farping until they get called out in spot the fed.

by allotrion December 16, 2021

Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

by anonymous June 14, 2022