extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...

consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...

by michael foolsley December 15, 2011

extended holiday syndrome

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

by chinesemofo March 29, 2013

Extension Brat

Any child who has grown up with a parent in the Extension Service, knows what MSU means, got excited when you turned 9 because you get to finally be a real 4-H'er, personally knows 10 or more Extension Agents- or has memorized who serves what county, tried to name every county and county seat in the state, and has played "Name That Noxious Weed" on many a road trip.

Have you seen the Eastern Region Department Head's daughter? Man, she is an Extension Brat.

by Extension Brat July 6, 2015

Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself

Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?

by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014

Over Extension

A naturally occuring phenomenon of an erect penis growing beyond its standard capacity. This rare occurence happens usually after hours of intense sexual intercourse.

This is generally not a problem unless your partner is very petite.

A seven-inch erection becomes eight inches. An eight-inch erection becomes nine inches, and so on.

Sentence: Mr. Smith experienced an over extension of his penis while he pulverized his slam pig last night.

by The Extender 2 December 28, 2010

Nipple Extension

To extend ones nipple; To use cosmetic surgery to extend ones nipple (usually about a good four inches)

Yuri would've loved to go to the mall with Wolfram but he was scheduled to get a nipple extension

by RustyTrombone69 July 27, 2012

extended

ik-sten-did

adjective
stretched out
continued or prolonged
spread out

he extended the measuring tape as far as it could go

by bella basketball July 9, 2016