Exclusionist

A person who thinks certain sexual orientation minorities aren't real or valid enough to be a part of the LGBT+ community for various and dubious reasons, as for example not being hated and discriminated enough or invalidating their sexuality in general. Favorite targets are asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals... And their favorite way of fighting is by delivering a lot of said "nonexistent" hate.

I can't say for all exclusionists but I'm aiming to steal as much merch as I can this year (on Pride). And not just from vendors. Watch your bags ;)

by MihaT June 14, 2019

exclusionist

A lifestyle of exclusion. Someone who is exclusionist is vegan, straightedge, and celibate, among others.

-Is that girl an exclusionist?

-Yeah, she doesn't eat animals or drink or fuck people!

by bovinelawyer September 21, 2013

Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards

"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head

by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020

Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

by MixedUp January 24, 2022

excusionist

A person who consistently makes excuses.

Johnny never accepts responsibility. He's such an excusionist.

by The Punisher 1969 December 2, 2022

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

Excusinator

Somebody who is a master in finding excuses to get out of appointments, mostly related to sports!

This weekend we agreed to run the marathon, but the Excusinator bailed out again..!

by In case of an emergency October 9, 2018