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by TaYaniaAAaa August 3, 2021

Stone Soup Essay

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.

Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with

by AKewlName October 20, 2013

Essjay

(1) A hideous troll creature who preys on weak men.
(2) An insult used towards someone acting like a whore.

You are such and essjay" or "Don't be an essjay

by Running Refridgerator June 29, 2011

Essay-DHD

The inablity to focus on the important paper that you're writing.

I wrote this description while writing an in-class essay. I totally had Essay-DHD.

by SpazztikNinja April 18, 2011

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 18, 2010

essaych

Essaych is the name of someone who is funny and smart. They sometimes say bad words but they are overall great to talk to.

Man 1: Is that essaych?
Man 2: yes
Man 1: He's so cool

by BagelRika October 20, 2020