Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008

Elastic Eleven

A group of ten girls and one guy who is named Mr. Incredible.
Having to do with pimps, usually these people are involved sexually. Also are good at sex.

"dude look at that elastic eleven they got goin on there!"

by Niggahsdontmess January 8, 2012

Eristicracy

A politician's term in office or a governmental era fraught with controversial legislation and decisions.

Obama's tenure in office has been nothing short of an Eristicracy!

by RSA12357 October 1, 2016

elasticuted

To hurt oneself or others with an elastic band.

The boy drew back the band with perfect aim only for it to snap and render him elasticuted

by Dick Bell - Snith October 24, 2017

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 26, 2018