energy exchange

Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.

The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.

The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.

Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.

Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.

AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".

Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.

cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.

by TechnoHippie October 12, 2015

energy rape

When playing an energy transfer game like Zip Zap Zop McPheeters or Electricity, when someone takes your energy without passing it on.

Deanne energy raped me while we were playing Zip Zap Zop McPheeters.

by starreyes December 18, 2007

Energy Slut

an energy slut is someone who has an extreme addiction to energy drinks.

Dude did you see him chug that monster bfc? He's such an energy slut!

by Monst3r_Cat June 5, 2009

energy crisis

A media buzzword to refer to speculative bubbles in energy markets, usually oil. Caused by artificial distortions in the market introduced by OPEC manipulating the market, and excessive restrictions on drilling. Not a real crisis.

Remember the gas lines in the last energy crisis?

by 2182 June 14, 2009

energy gravy

The gooey, warm, melty sensation of energy coursing through you when you're meditating or playing energy tag with a partner. Like actual gravy, flowing through a sea of turkey and mashed potatoes. This feeling is comparable to the effects of MDMA... uh, or so I've heard.

That infusion of crazy energy gravy was just what I needed after a long day of toiling in the fields... sigh

by Vesper Lynd February 4, 2010

energy whore

Someone who steals or takes positive energy out of you by telling you their Problems. They take energy, and expect you to pay for it.

That girl spent the whole time telling me how upset she was over her life challenges. She's an energy whore

by JeanneInABottle December 11, 2010

energy beer

Any beer consumed while in a state of exhaustion or fatigue.

Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.

Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.

by Boozy Springer May 2, 2008