Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Purge Emerge

To make known somthing undiserable is undesirable.

After the way he acted, the situation became a total purge emerge.

by Mitchell K. January 25, 2009

Emergency jog

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.

Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.

by zeiphon May 8, 2010

emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.

I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.

by jsd9632 January 12, 2012

Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

emergency lotion

The stash of small lotion samples taken from hotels that you turn to when you run out of your trusty old Jergens.

I was about to rub one off last night and I was out of Jergens... thank god for my emergency lotion

by hprocks July 5, 2014

Emerie-Bear

Adorable, cute, challenging beautiful small featured person who is brave and destined for greatness

That person is undoubtedly an Emerie-Bear

by Towno09 July 23, 2018