When a user employs email for situations that should be handled face to face; the use of email as an avoidance technique; use of email for passive-aggressive means
by Bryan Hurlbut May 16, 2008
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The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.
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Get the email mug.A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.
The Crown Prince of Nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. He even sent me an email about it so it must be true!
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1. A woman or girl whom you contact through an internet dating service that doesn't want to meet you ultimately, but just wants to email you seemingly forever. 2. A match on a dating service who you seemed to hit it off with, but she never agrees to a meeting, and chooses to only email you as she did originally when you thought you hit it off. 3. Female met online who isn't interested in you romantically, but continues to email you with the most assinine crap on the web, or sends daily emails with "sup" or something equally inane. 4. Online woman or girl that you will never meet, yet she wants to still email. 5. An online female you will never meet that clogs your inbox so much crap it is bordering on "spam".
1. A woman or girl whom you contact through an internet dating service that doesn't want to meet you ultimately, but just wants to email you seemingly forever. 2. A match on a dating service who you seemed to hit it off with, but she never agrees to a meeting, and chooses to only email you as she did originally when you thought you hit it off. 3. Female met online who isn't interested in you romantically, but continues to email you with the most assinine crap on the web, or sends daily emails with "sup" or something equally inane. 4. Online woman or girl that you will never meet, yet she wants to still email. 5. An online female you will never meet that clogs your inbox so much crap it is bordering on "spam".
"I found a great match on the online dating service, but instead of meeting me, she just turned into an "emailfemale"."
I'm looking for a LTR, but all I end up with are "emailfemales"."
"Hi kissypants9556, thanks for answering my personal ad, and sending me those oh-too-clever Jeff Foxworthy pages, but I really don't need another "emailfemale".....hope you understand."
"This emailfemale has been sending me notes every day for a year, and I can't even get a picture from her"
I'm looking for a LTR, but all I end up with are "emailfemales"."
"Hi kissypants9556, thanks for answering my personal ad, and sending me those oh-too-clever Jeff Foxworthy pages, but I really don't need another "emailfemale".....hope you understand."
"This emailfemale has been sending me notes every day for a year, and I can't even get a picture from her"
by Viva Vic Vegas October 28, 2008
Get the Emailfemale mug.When there is so much shit going on at work or in your personal life that you are scared to check your email, fearing that emails will just bring more shit that you will be unable to handle. Also related to blink-and-boom conditions with emails, where you blink and 10 emails drop in your inbox, while you were still responding to the last 50. In blink-and-boom situation, your delirious mind starts to think that somehow the blinking is causing more emails. So you stop blinking - hoping that emails will stop coming or senders of those emails will look at your red teary eyes, have mercy on you and stop sending more emails ( hardly ever works, but give it a shot ).
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She’s not an atheist, she’s an emalaeist.
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