Email terrorist

Somebody who bombards your email inbox with (mostly) unnecessary messages. They are most common at work, since you are unlikely to remain friends with such a person in a social capacity. The volume of emails is such that it detracts focus from the key tasks you are looking to undertake whilst on your PC.

Dan: Jees, where's my report already?
Dave: I'm trying, man, but I can't focus. It's Sarah Braun, she's such an email terrorist.

by dangerousdave101 July 29, 2011

email volley

When you have a back-and-forth email "conversation" with someone, and each of you keeps adding to the quoted thread with new information. The email go back and forth like a long-lasting volly during a volleyball game.

"We finally straightened out our misunderstading with an email volley. Of course, if I had just called her, we could have done it in a few seconds."

by Adam Haaretz May 25, 2006

Emils

Usually blonde. Probablly has an huge ego, athletic, wise and will probablly steal your girl.

Today i saw Emils, he looked real tired from all the sport his done

by Zhurka420 May 2, 2018

Email Bankruptcy

When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.

I am so far behind on email that I am declaring email bankruptcy this year.

by Nick Whitehouse May 15, 2007

email

Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.

I check my email every single day.

by *arizona July 2, 2008

Drunk Email

When drunk dialing just insn't enough because the person who you tried to drunk dial didn't answer their phone or you are just so beligerent that you need to talk to more than just the people in your phone.

I didn't have his phone number, so I drunk emailed him...

by JenAJ November 3, 2005

Emailationship

Continuing interchange seldom resulting in live interaction.

"We've only gone out once in the last eight months, but we have a continuing emailationship."

by John F. George December 30, 2008