female ejaculate

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.

The bed was covered in Laura's own female ejaculate

by thefemalewhoejaculates April 19, 2014

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Turbo Ejac

An individual who ejaculates extremely quickly, but extremely powerfully.

In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.

'Holy crap was that a gunshot?'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'

'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'

by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016

premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009

Ejaculation

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.

While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"

by Lummer Hummer January 1, 2012

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

ejaculocopter

When you spin your penis in a helicopter motion while ejaculating

Man this chick was pissin me off so gave her the ole ejaculocopter.

by J-Roc2006 May 6, 2014