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needed-ed-ed-ed

The action or process of needing something beyond needing.
I needed-ed-ed-ed to get get to my grandma's house!
by Metz Pop Jan November 15, 2010
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No-ed

adj. being told no
I was just no-ed by her I can't freaking believe it.
by mkh8 July 1, 2017
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Ed

Used as slang for calling someone who acts like a cumstain or someone who acts autistic when they are not
Kid: *cuts his restraints and dashes towards the scissors door in the special ed room*
Everyone else in school: "Ed's escaped!"
by GlazedLongJohn April 1, 2019
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Ed

A douche bag who poses as the "outdoorsy" type.
Ed said that his typical day consists of eating granola, putting on sunscreen and a hat, going on a bike ride, and taking pictures of nature. What a poser.
by activialight27 September 24, 2011
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Ed Witten

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012
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Sarah-ed

Verb/Action
The act of rejecting someone, saying "I can't date right now" and then dating someone else right after.
Origin:
I personally got Sarah-ed by a girl and saw many people going through this. Soon I realized how common this was and felt it required a term. Therefore here I am helping the society with the term named after the same girl.
"I just Sarah-ed that creep guy last night"
"Bro I got Sarah-ed real bad "
"I'm gonna pull off a Sarah on her"
by BatzyX January 14, 2019
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Ed Witten

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012
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