easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

easter dave by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

Easter Egg Hunt by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

easter paper dispenser 

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

easter paper dispenser by YAWA April 20, 2021

Easter Weekend 

Slang for a night or series of nights involving lots of alcohol and debauchery.

Must be an above average night in terms of banter, alcohol consumption and general shenanigans.

"Looks like we've got the makings of crystal meth here sir"

"It's going to be an Easter Weekend to Remember!"

Easter Weekend by Grillin Tonight July 12, 2009

Easter Clothes 

snazzy outfits

"At nine I used to geese hoes for easter clothes." -Memphis Bleek

Easter Clothes by jwodwyer January 21, 2013

Easter Sunday 

The day that Jesus comes out of his cave and looks down. If he sees his shadow, he dives back in, resulting in three more weeks of winter.

Uh-oh: the forecast is for clear weather on Easter Sunday. Guess we're in for more snow.

Easter Sunday by Mister Natural April 30, 2011

easter egg

Also refers to a piece of "unrated material" that has been added to a DVD, but is not part of the visible menu. Usually happened upon by moving the cursor in a cardinal direction that is not in the general flow of the menu selections.

In a vertical listing of a menu, moving the cursor left or right might allow you to happen upon an easter egg.

easter egg by prospero May 13, 2005