Self Control Exercises

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

by Jplague September 11, 2011

exerise

When a lazy person gets up and does something then they are exerising

Matildas doctor said that she had to exerise if she wanted to survive. She got up and slammed down the phone. She had just exerised.

by brookolino October 5, 2012

Exercising the Ph.D.

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.

Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.

by §eth October 12, 2004

exerciseful

adjective

description of an activity that involves exercise

exercise

My grandma didn't know what a Wii was so I told her it was like a video game, but exerciseful.

by Panama Rock January 24, 2011

wrist exercises

A euphemism for masturbating.

I'll be in my room doing my wrist exercises, so make sure to knock first.

by Girthy Eggplant December 14, 2016

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021