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ton pénis est petit 

French for “Your Penis Is Small
French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!
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ça c'est le pire 

A French phrase used as an interjection which literally translates to "that's the worst" (pronounced 'Sah Say luh PEER'). Can be used to express regret or disappointment, or to show anger.
Boy - Wow, my neighbor stole all my dog's puppies and put them in a sack and beat them against the wall until they were all dead.

Boy #2 - Wow, ça c'est le pire.
ça c'est le pire by Spina May 22, 2005

qui est-ce 

"qui est-ce" meaning "who is that" in French. Commonly used between friends to communicate that they see a rather attractive person.
Girl-*sees attractive man* wow.. qui est-ce..
Friend-whoa.
qui est-ce by shiveringcyrodiil September 6, 2013

c'est la vie 

(Idiom) Literally translated, means "It is the life". Better translations lead to "That's life" or "it's life". Basically shut up and get over it, used as a puit down. The best retort to this is "C'est la guerre", which means "This is war".
*A and B find A's car being keyed by a person known to be a local trouble maker*

A: Damn that bastard! I'll kill him.

B: So what about your car, c'est la vie. He's just a kid anyway...

A: NON! *eyes go red* C'est la guerre!


B: *shits pants*

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte

Translation: You're not in a church.

Meaning, you're free to indluge in sinful pleasures and/or do what you want.
F: "Tabarnak"
M: "Arrete de sacre!"
F" "C'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte!"

qu'est que ton bebe 

What is your baby? - in french
Said when a CUTE baby is in a near vacinity.
Isn't said to the person with the baby, it is said in general.
*person with a cute baby walks by*

Sally: awwww qu'est que ton bebe!
qu'est que ton bebe by corefour February 28, 2009