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Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants
When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.
by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018
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erection redirection

Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.
"Jeremy never showed up to his wedding?!"
"Yeah, he had one hell of erection redirection."
by Jake LE February 21, 2008
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Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.
The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010
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erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.
Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!
by 3FWW November 1, 2010
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Erection Bomber

When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.
-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!

-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!

- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!

-Oh f*ck!
by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010
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Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
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Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
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