by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018
Get the Erection Ejection mug.Term referring to a change in the target of pursuit for a (hopefully) single man. Usually occurs when a new more attractive female is found.
by Jake LE February 21, 2008
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When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.
The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010
Get the Erection Deflection mug.Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.
by 3FWW November 1, 2010
Get the erection battle mug.When you're jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. Like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you WTF you are doing so long in the toilets. An erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.
-WHAT THE HELL are you doing in the toilets? It's been almost a half an hour dammit!
-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!
- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!
-Oh f*ck!
-F*CK YOU Bernard! You're such a fucking erection bomber!
- Well, it's not Bernard actually... And for the record, you're suspended asshole!
-Oh f*ck!
by Giftzwerg January 7, 2010
Get the Erection Bomber mug.when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
Get the Erection Connection mug.When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
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