engineerial

When a simple idea is over-explained in highly technical speak.

Megan: My golf ball just went really far!

Taylor: Actually Megan, the dimples on the golf ball create turbulent airflow which allows the boundary layer to adhere over a greater surface area thereby reducing the drag on the ball and allowing it to go farther.

Megan: Why you gotta get all engineerial on me? Just hit the ball.

by Megan77 January 12, 2009

Unicronical Engineering

The discipline of engineering devoted to the creation and maintenance of planet devouring transforming robots.

"What type of Eng are you in Steve?"
"Unicronical Engineering"
"Why's that?"
"Well, I mean, if I wanted to be a pussy, I GUESS I could go into mechanical, but I'm not."

by Sandwich_Hata November 8, 2008

Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.

The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.

by etbitmydog February 5, 2010

edging

To install Google Chrome or other web browser on a clean computer using Microsoft Edge.

"I will have to install Chrome on this new computer. If anyone needs me, I will be edging in my office"

by johnvoncz June 28, 2019

Edging a penis

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.

John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis

by Your local bible November 20, 2017

engineering

a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how fucked you are. Study and drinking, that's about it. Also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. There should be an amendment to the constitution to add an entire point to any engineering student's GPA, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.

Business major: what's your major?
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)

by drew s January 3, 2008

engineer

Suppose you meet a girl in a park. She's riding a bike. Taking off all her clothes she screams 'Take whatever you want'
If you take the bike, you're an engineer.

Yea, the clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway

by perflubon February 2, 2004