Electrician

Homosexual

The only thing gayer than aids is an electrician especially one that’s works for Wilmar

by HH99 December 16, 2023

Electrician

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.

Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.

by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

electrixxty

red haired person who used to be called bunniee they also own the church of tydium

person 1: electrixxty shut

by Creeperz653 April 3, 2024

electrician goes last

Guys when I say electrician goes last, I mean that the ***WIRE is pulled last*** but the terminations such as receptacles and the switch boxes and light housings can be installing.

Electrician goes last Before hanging drywall/sheetrock/plywood (all electrical have to be done except the finals as fixtures/ outlets/switches etc.)

by 9.1 Walter May 21, 2024

Elantricity

The angle at which the side chick's Hyundai Elantra slides into the driveway for a dick appointment.

Did you see the elantricity on her car? His wife must be coming home soon!

by Hdhsgsb March 29, 2025

with the electrician

A euphemism for acquiring sexual stimulation from an inorganic object that is powered by electricity (ie. washing machine, vacuum cleaner, etc.) Commonly used by people from Manchester, UK.

Roomie 1: Oi! Turn off that vacuum! It's 1am!

Roomie 2: Won't be a sec! I'm just with the electrician!

by Eugene Chucksworth May 29, 2017