ebola

An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"

by Fishyrich November 11, 2014

Ebaad

Ebaad is a very intelligent person who blesses those he meets. A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that Ebaad won't ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell Ebaad absolutely anything. Ebaad has a lot of skills which when put to use allows him to achieve everything and anything his curiosity yearns for. However, you should never mess with him, for he has the ability to make your life miserable if he is angered.

You guys are so unreliable, I wish we had Ebaad here.

by Python001 March 30, 2020

eBaum

The webmaster of eBaumsworld.com, arguebly the most shamelessly self-promoting site on the Internet. Has its fair share of funny material, all of which was scrounged around the Internet and has had the eBaumsworld logo crapped on it in some way, effectively shitting on the face of the content's real owner. Also infamous for false advertising; if eBaumsworld's promotes itself as hosting "clean humour and nothing pornographic", then I'd shudder at anything the webmaster might consider remotely "dirty".

Image banner: "This image is NOT the property of eBaumsworld's.com"
Surfer: "So why the flying fuck is this ugly banner stripped across it?! It's fucking the picture up!"
Answer: Because anybody linking to said image is actually promoting the site by anybody reading the domain name stripped across the violated picture. Brilliant strategy, eBaum.

by Alhadis December 9, 2004

Ebib

Originating from 4KB, ebib is a tripple loop backwards reverse meta synnonym for shock and sexual gratification , so ironic that it is up to the readers interpretation to figure out what the commentor is trying to say. Ebib also takes emoji form; 😳. You will only find this monstrosity in 4KB and the superior Losers Club.

“Cum onion shaqueefa 😳”
“Ok, now this is ebib”

by Cumsock_69 April 29, 2019

ebecc

your name is rebecca and you’re doing that tiktok trend where you take the first and last letter off of your name

i did that tiktok trend where you remove the first and last letter, now i’m ebecc

by professionalfangirl June 1, 2020

EBRD

Evil Black Rifle Disease

A highly infectious disease that afflicts those who have the opportunity to shoot AR-15 patterned rifles. Early signs of infection include an ear-to-ear grin upon firing one of these rifles.

Please note that EBRD does not stop once a victim procures one evil black rifle. Often, the disease will drive the victim to procure multiple evil black rifles, in various configurations. Carriers of the disease can often be found at shooting ranges, shooting rounds and talking smack with fellow victims, or at gun shops, where the black rifles are liberally coated with oil to protect against customer drool.

Please note that the AR in AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle, not Assault Rifle, as gun control advocates would mislead you to believe (AR15 patterned rifles for sale in the US are NOT assault rifles as they are not capable of automatic fire).

Let a friend shoot my AR and he was immediately infected. Another victim of EBRD.

by Joe.Beararms July 22, 2012

ebay

a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping

but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....

by steff_G March 12, 2005