A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
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Get the Dyslexia mug.Dyslexia-A learning disability marked by impairment of the ability to tell the defferance between numbers and letters.
When someone on the internet writes words using numbers, therefore mixing them up. Also known as l33t
When someone on the internet writes words using numbers, therefore mixing them up. Also known as l33t
Cyber dyslexic-d00d wh4t 1S uP! ! t4lk l1k3 a dum8a55! woot
Non-Retard-Shut up, do you have cyber dyslexia? Or do you just have downs?
Non-Retard-Shut up, do you have cyber dyslexia? Or do you just have downs?
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Get the Cyber Dyslexia mug.A way of palming from the state and getting freebies for basically being slightly inept at the lingual version of mathematics.
Anyone know a bad mathematician? (yes, most of us). Anyone know one who gets a new pc when they go to uni? :P
by JC February 4, 2005
Get the dyslexia mug.Dyslexia isn't something that you can get rid in a week it's something that takes hours of hard work and fustration some people use it as an advantage of getting out of stuff then go home and moan about how they won't include you.
I had about 3 hours of tutoring a day before school during recess and lunch after school it did help a lot as much as I hated it. It is something that is a mental problem and stays with you your entire life from your first day of life to the last day.
If you make a mistake in front of everyone people forget about it and a true friend would stand up for you.
Every dyslexia person has there own special dyslexic talent use that as an advantage.
This is all coming from a dyslexic student.
I had about 3 hours of tutoring a day before school during recess and lunch after school it did help a lot as much as I hated it. It is something that is a mental problem and stays with you your entire life from your first day of life to the last day.
If you make a mistake in front of everyone people forget about it and a true friend would stand up for you.
Every dyslexia person has there own special dyslexic talent use that as an advantage.
This is all coming from a dyslexic student.
Random boy" I wish I had the mental strength like that girl over there"
Girl " I think she has dyslexia "
Boy " lucky she looks really brave"
Girl " I think she has dyslexia "
Boy " lucky she looks really brave"
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