Buff ducks, skinny ducks, surf ducks, punk-rock ducks, wild ducks, shy ducks, fierce ducks, cuddly ducks, sleek, chic g.q ducks, rockabilly ducks with creepers and ducktails, rasta ducks with dreads, dancing ducks, and skate-date ducks, ducks in duckmobiles racing around the city. A slinkster duck.
by loveweetzie August 27, 2009

After feeding the ducks at the pond, Jennifer was really horny and got fucked by her boyfriend's massive duck.
by K-Squid May 5, 2007

by Riio The Great December 12, 2007

A euphemism for social anxiety.
by quackmaster February 7, 2015

what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
