Buff ducks, skinny ducks, surf ducks, punk-rock ducks, wild ducks, shy ducks, fierce ducks, cuddly ducks, sleek, chic g.q ducks, rockabilly ducks with creepers and ducktails, rasta ducks with dreads, dancing ducks, and skate-date ducks, ducks in duckmobiles racing around the city. A slinkster duck.
by loveweetzie August 27, 2009
Get the Duckmug. After feeding the ducks at the pond, Jennifer was really horny and got fucked by her boyfriend's massive duck.
by K-Squid May 5, 2007
Get the Duckmug. by Riio The Great December 12, 2007
Get the Duckmug. what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
Get the Duckmug. A euphemism for social anxiety.
by quackmaster February 7, 2015
Get the Duckmug. Person 1 : Yo dude.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
by Neongamez November 15, 2021
Get the Duckmug. 