My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

Silverware Drawer

A group of people who are spooning.

"Hey" said John upon entering his dorm room. "I don't mind you and your girlfriend hanging out in here, but I don't want a frigging silverware drawer in here"!

by Alejandro 11 December 9, 2008

top drawer

1. the uppermost drawer in a cabinet
2. the highest classification of something cool that happened during a athletic event.

That gainer mctwist was top drawer

by brett the jew shark September 4, 2011

Top Drawer

To describe a woman of the highest quality.

Typically used as an observation made by one male to another.

"Katie Melua is top drawer"
"Phwoar, Emma Watson is straight from the top drawer"
"Damn girl, Taylor Swift IS top drawer"

by batterseaparkpalace May 8, 2014

sock drawer

When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.

Those two dudes did a sock drawer!

by rockamysoul April 28, 2013

Horse Drawer

A kid (primarily female) in the back of the class room commonly seen wearing late 80s to early 90s style t-shirts which picture a horse or a wolf in front of a mountain, or forrest type landscape. These kids are very quiet and spend the majority of their time in class drawing pictures of horses and reading book which involve a young girl and her horse.

"Hey dude, do you see that girl in the back of the class?" "Do you mean the one in the tourist T-shirt from New Mexico circa 1989?" "Yeah, her. Do you know her name?" "No, but she's a fuckin' Horse Drawer."

by hurricanelanman January 19, 2009

Bottom Drawer

When you owe a friend money for reasons such as drugs, alcohol, rides, etc....
Then you pay back with an old designer clothing or electronics that you threw in your bottom drawer.

Friend with job:"Yo where's that money bro?"

Friend without job:"Fuck don't have it, can I interest you in a bottom drawer item?"

by RubJackson February 28, 2014