Does the carpet match the drapes?

Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.

One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

by otterberry September 30, 2011

Nape Drape

A mullet. Ape drape is a shortened version of nape drape, which makes more sense, as a nape is the back of your neck.

Joe Bobby Ray has the coolest nape drape in the trailer park.

by Eazzzy March 25, 2009

draped

The girl version for teabagging. The act of a girl putting her meat curtains on someone's face.

I put my meat curtains on that kids face last night when he was passed out at the party, I draped him so bad.

by pmoney2212 August 16, 2012

Draper

Lame, cute, funny, wierd, nice, sexy, could be used for any definition.

don't be a draper

by Tyreeee March 8, 2009

Meat Drapes

Oversize vaginal lips (labia majora) that protrude or extend away from the body, unusually long they double as a nose warmer in colder climates and provide shade in sunny regions.

What's the 411 on that bitch you been shaggin? Dood, that bitch got some serious meat drapes in her drawers, first time I hit it I didn't know if I should tap it or eat it, reminded me of opening a roast beef samich, nasty.

by Mill-ner side 2 July 8, 2009

meat drape

vagina (like beef curtain)

She's had a Brazilian so you can see her meat drapes

by Giles September 23, 2003

ballroom drapes

when a females vagina lips hang real low much like the drapes in a ballroom or movie theatre.

I was amazed at how low her ballroom drapes hung.

by J-Dog the J-man August 17, 2006