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doughnut muncher

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A rotund, often wheezing, overweight policeman (or cop), made famous purely on the urban legend that Dunkin' Donuts has never been robbed because it is frequented by so many doughnut munchers.
God damn thats a fat doughnut muncher, at least if he falls off his crotch rocket he carries his own airbag.
by el3nch November 1, 2006
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doughnut bumper

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a lesbian, a female who likes the coochie.
That chic's a doughnut bumper!
by eliz21 November 8, 2006
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doughnut puncher

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This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.
Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.
by bLiTcH July 22, 2008
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doughnut kid

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a person between the ages of 14 to 24 who is a suburban runaway from a rich home. dresses like an emo. raver. scenester. usually hangs out in the parking lots of dunkin doughnuts in chicago(belmount street exit off the red line)

dyed hair
ragstock clothing
goddamn that doughnut kid is so hot!!
by johnny125 June 12, 2007
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Doughnut Stick

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A penis with dried cum over it giving it the glazed appearance of a doughnut stick
I watched as she licked the glazing off my doughnut stick.
by Bobtoobig November 1, 2016
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Doughnut Season

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Doughnut was a Japanese song released on December 15, 2021, by the girl group Twice.

Doughnut season is basically winter but aesthetic.
It's Winter!

No, it's Doughnut season!

Sorry, my bad.

"Ah yawarakaku amai kibun Fuwafuwa shiteru"
by Baldlix's Egg November 20, 2022
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Doughnut Fuck

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When a guy puts his cock through adoughnut(usually a suger glazed) and then proceeds to either get a BJ, fuck the pussy or ass. It's helpful for those with really big cocks to add extra cushioning. Sometimes after the fuck, if the doughnut isn't destroyed, then someone can eat it.
Last night my girlfriend said if I wanted to fuck her ass then she needed a Doughnut fuck cause my cock is too big. After the workout she needed a suger boost so she finished off the doughnut.
by Happytime January 30, 2009
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