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pussy douchefuck

A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.
"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."
by Fuck bitches. Get money. July 9, 2017
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DoucheFuck

When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness
Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck
by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007
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Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.
Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."
by N. Adamson January 23, 2009
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Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.
I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.
by deskjob October 18, 2009
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douchewanker

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.
guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker
by the lord king February 22, 2011
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doucheticle

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.
John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!
by Lan May 1, 2006
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douchefuck

a complete jerk who you absolutley cannot stand
Ugh, go away you friggin douchefuck!!
by Anouchka January 15, 2009
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