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anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.
I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"
by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012
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douchecanoe

Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

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Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.
by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008
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doucheano

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano
by annonmous3 January 19, 2010
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douchecanoe

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.
by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018
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El Douchebago

A complete and utter douchebag called jac. Always plays on WoW and never plays on call of duty. Sporting Ginger hair and vampire/buck teeth and also lacks a penis.Doesn't like going outside amd prefers to stay in his cave/room. He is a mexican/welsh pirate who steals everyones Nachos with the help of Rhodri( THE MEXICAN)
OMG There is El Douchebago, stealing our Nachos.
by nibby216 April 22, 2009
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doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.
My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.
by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009
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douchebans

Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.
Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!

Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.
by avecsllers April 28, 2011
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