Douchess

A Douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she's being worst than a dumbass. Instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it's more feminen).

ex: Girl 1: Ashlinn was talkin shit about you today to that hot guy Brad.
Girl 2: Are u serious?,that fuckin' Douchess!.

by Danneel February 25, 2008

Disney Douchebags

The Jonas Brothers plague which Disney has released upon the world.

Hey you know that one Disney band with the song SOS? Who are they?

Oh the Disney Douchebags

by Kittenz Arin Koni June 4, 2011

douche ass sister

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

by janessa July 29, 2003

doochess

1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine

When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"

by Bia 2 September 23, 2003

Douchebagsim

The practice of being a "Douchebag"

A D-bag would be refered to in the formal manner of: "Douchbagist"

This is not a respected religion.

Keith is the God of Douchebagsim, therefore, it is rare to see someone else with his level of complete and utter douchbag qualities.

by Jocosejoni November 12, 2009

doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

by bigapplejen October 24, 2010

doucheboss

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

by KKDC5 September 8, 2011