Douche

1. a device that forces water through a nozzle for the purpose of vaginal or anal cleansing.
2. a malevolent and ignorant person who inspires an exteeme feeling of loathing in others.
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Whoever took my my cream soda from the fridge is a real douche.

by aj sun March 16, 2009

Douche

One who is a douche.

A device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Nam Nguyen, is a douche because he acts like a douche.

Daniel Nguyen, 6th grader, is a douche because he is retarded.

by Hate Douches. May 27, 2009

Douche

A Method of cleansing files and folders on a computer or within an email application.

My email was getting out of control so I just had to douche it out.

by soshaughnessy February 25, 2008

Douche

Something your average day runner would not want when their thristy.

My friend was in the marathon and a by standard handing him a right outta the box douche.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003

Douche

A red-neck kid from the central Oregon coastal town of Newport.

Man, Cory is such a douche

by Joe mama foo February 07, 2009

Douche

the space between your ballsack and butt hole. If you wipe back to front, it pushes the poop onto your douche and leaves an itchy shit smear.

I flipped off my bike the other day, and seat hit me right in the douche!!

by jaim'e November 06, 2007

douche or no douche?

Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.

Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.

by GatorBill November 27, 2010